Not very happy valentine's day...but you are probably alone if you are eating this anyway.

From:  http://consumerist.com/5152896/papa-johns-love-pizza-is-a-lie

Never mess with the Italians

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) – Chocolate and flowers are nice, but this Valentine’s Day why not take your honey for a walk on the wild side?

 ”We’re going to talk about animal reproduction, the different animals here at Binder Park Zoo and their little quirks, different things that get them going to help them reproduce,” said Jenny Parnett of Binder Park Zoo.

It’s a Valentine’s Day date that’s sure to ruffle some feathers.

Binder Park Zoo says love birds are flocking to sign up for the Zoorotica program. From frolicking frogs to the love-lives of leopards, this will give you an intimate look at animal mating rituals. 

The R-rated show lets you go where no zoo guests have gone before. Now tickets are sold out, but there is a waiting list. Just call the zoo office to add your name.

http://www.wwmt.com/articles/wild_1358922___article.html/park_flowers.html