YellowFattyBean » amy winehouse

Hey Amy! Who’s your mortician?

yellowfattybean — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:21:25 +0000

Don’t lay down cause someone might mistake you for a 6month old corpse.

So 27 is the magic age eh?

yellowfattybean — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:27:52 +0000

THE SCENE:
man to the wife:
I’m leaving you for a major celebrity.

wife to the man:
No!!!How dare you! Who is this hollywood princess I MUST KNOW!!!

man to wife:
Amy Winehouse

wife to man:
Oh how could you!?

man to wife:
I’m looking to die by 2nd hand crack smoke?

Getting ready to run a marithon...I mean drop dead.

yellowfattybean — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:26:28 +0000

Oh wait she’s not dead? Fooled me.

Don't fear the reaper!